He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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