so that wasnt chicken after all
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
The uberlube is also flammable
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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