so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just had sex on a roof
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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