Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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