okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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