wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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