last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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