I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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