it wasn't lemon gatorade
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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