There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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