I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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