It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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