Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We talked him into tasing himself.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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