i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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