Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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