"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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