THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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