Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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