Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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