I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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