your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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