I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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