quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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