found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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