And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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