Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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