new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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