Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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