love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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