no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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