3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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