i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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