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He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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