Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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