She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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