I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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