can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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