YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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