I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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