she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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