there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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