so explain again why im purple
no
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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