he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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