1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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