I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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