Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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