Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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