But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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