I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Even my vagina gasped.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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