I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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