its not stalking. its research.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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