so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
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He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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