He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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