so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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