I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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