i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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