Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
dude. I can hear the air.
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